Adulting Sucks – Failing to be Irresponsible
Adulting sucks. There are times when I try not to be a responsible adult – but then I end up getting in my own way. Good advice is just good advice, even without somebody stating their credentials before they give it. #nobodycares It is really...
Wild Wild West Movie Sucked
Wild Wild West song by Will Smith was MUCH better than the movie. Focus on the song and forget that the movie was even made. Stainless steel will stain. “Painting Sweatpants” are never created intentionally. It always starts out as, “I’m just going to touch up...
Oreo Cookies Are Overrated
1. Oreo cookies are overrated. I have never liked them. An earlier observation was that chocolate chip was my least favorite cookie. That’s not true. It’s the Oreo. 2. There’s no doubt that Nate Dog was high every day. I believe he says so in every...
D Batteries Are Still A Thing – Why?
Why are we still using D Batteries?? RIP Radio Raheem 👊🏾 Everyone remembers that famous scene in Do The Right Thing, where Radio Raheem went to the store to buy 22 D Batteries for his boom box. 2. I love hummingbirds, but come on Levis®…...
Tennessee Whiskey
Just because a whiskey was made in Tennessee – that doesn’t make it Tennessee Whiskey. It has special ingredients and a specific process. I learned from watching “Moonshiners” that just making whiskey in Tennessee doesn’t make it “Tennessee Whiskey” 2. In-person interactions with delivery people...
Hope This Email Finds You Well
We have all received an email with the greeting: I hope this email finds you well. To me it’s an annoying greeting that lacks sincerity. “I hope this email finds you well” is a really silly way to start a message. 2. This time last...
Drone Questions
As a drone user, we are always subjected to impromptu drone questions. They are fascinating to passersby. Most often they ask the same two questions: 1. How far will it fly? 2. How much does it cost? Flying a drone almost always sparks curiosity. There’s...
Spring Forward or Fall Back – Both Suck
Daylight savings time where we spring forward is a tough time. We lose an hour of sleep on the night of the switch, and it takes a couple weeks to adjust. Conversely, we set the clocks back in the fall – and we get an...
Stevie Wonder Could See That
Stevie Wonder 1 – We have to find a new blind representative. Whenever somebody wants to highlight an obvious situation they say, “Stevie Wonder could see that…” 2 – I literally (correct use of the word) wear a hoodie everyday! Even in the summertime. In...
Take Copious Notes Are Worth Taking
1 – Since copious is a high measure for note taking – are non-copious notes worth taking? Just in case, always take copious notes. 2 – The person that rides a Vespa to work when it’s 32 degrees outside is either dedicated or in the...